Getting old is the second-biggest surprise of my life, but the first, by a mile, is our unceasing need for deep attachment and intimate love.
The very spot where you can see the finish line first is where these people get sudden death. It’s unbelievable.
A civilization that speaks in smarm is a civilization that has lost its ability to talk about purposes at all.
Those deals will not save the media industry. They will, in a matter of years, destroy the media industry: one boatload of shit at a time.
The purpose of the McRib is to make the McNugget seem normal.
I was in the bathroom. I was combing my hair, man.
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